CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
我们用理性来分析，好吗?我们来列个单子，”瑞秋和朱莉，优缺点”，名字用不同字体的加粗，然后每一栏用不同的颜色来写。
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
用笔写不就好了吗?
CHAN: No, Amish boy.
不可以，原始人。
JOEY: Alright, let's start with the cons, 'cause they're more fun. Rachel first.
我们就先从缺点开始，那比较好玩一点，先列瑞秋。
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's, she's a little spoiled sometimes.
我不知道，我是说…好吧，可以说她有时候有一点娇纵。
JOEY: You could say that.
可以这么说。
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, right? But Rachel's just a waitress.
有时候，她有点像傻大姐，我觉得她有点太注重她的外表，朱莉跟我们有很多共同点，因为我们都是古生物学家，但是瑞秋她只是个女侍。
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
女侍，好了，你们要玩”毁灭战士”吗?我们也可以继续，还有呢?
ROSS: I don't know.
我不知道。
JOEY: Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.
她的脚踝有一点胖。
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
换朱莉了，她有什么不好的?
ROSS: She's not Rachel.
她不是瑞秋。
